Carly Polistina is the quirky, sleep talking product of a Catholic School education. As a recovering acting major and unyielding optimist, her comedy is left to answer the question "How could it possibly be this awkward?"

Contact Me!
carly.polistina@gmail.com

And Check Out My Social Media!
(I've gone viral on TikTok Multiple Times!)

Upcoming Shows

9/20 LA Comedy Club (WSOC) - @4PM

9/27 Eric Halperin and Friends Virtual @9PM

9/29 Broadway Comedy Club (Club Audition) @9PM

10/5 Flappers Comedy Club Virtual (Hosting) @10PM

10/6 LYMO at the Duplex (Producer/Host) @8PM

10/26 Greenwich Village Comedy Club @7:30

11/17 Mulligan's @8PM

Has Performed At

Broadway Comedy Club – NYC

Gotham Comedy Club, – NYC

FLappers Comedy Club – CA/Virtual (Has headlined and hosted)

Fairfield Theater Company – CT (hosted Emma Willman)

Comix Roadhouse – CT

Laugh Boston - MA

NY Underground Comedy Festival – Virtual

Salem Comedy and Spirits Festival – Virtual

Uncle Cylde's Comedy Contest – Virtual

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Carly Polistina is the quirky, sleep talking product of a Catholic School education. Friends have told Carly she is the girl that falls into the trashcan within the first five minutes of a movie as a voice over asks, "You're probably wondering how I got here". Her comedy is the answer to this question. Her comedy has taken her all over the country, performing at Flappers Comedy Club, Laugh Boston, Gotham Comedy Club, Broadway Comedy Club, and LA Comedy Club as part of WSOC. (Apparently, awkwardness is one of those universal truths.) As a recovering acting major and unyielding optimist, Polistina frequently finds herself in the throws of incredibly awkward situations(like how-could-this-situation-even-be-real kind awkward), and she uses her comedy to navigate life as a single 24 year old during a pandemic.

Outside of stand-up, Carly is an award nominated actress, an award placing sketch writer, celebrity recognized impressionist, an on-and-off viral TikToker, and a passionate lover of Kraft mac-and-cheese. She is a New York City produced playwright, and, last month, co-produced, co-starred in, and co-wrote a television pilot called Kissing Cousins (It's not what you think).

Polistina is constantly creating. She loves every facet of what she does and has unlimited energy towards it. Wherever she goes, she is sure to bring her unmistakable kindergarden-teacher-that-turns-to-her-students-for-life-advice vibe.

References!
(I promise I'm good at this, but these people can confirm it!)

Andy Engel (Gotham Comedy Club Booker) aengelcomedy@gmail.com

Rich Brooks (Broadway Comedy Club Booker) booker@theindustryroom.com